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5317 E Main St
Hillsboro, OR 97123-6447

M, T, Thurs 9a - 8p
Wednesday 7a - 8p
Friday 9a - 5:30p
Saturday 9a - 1p

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Need a  chuckle or a groan?  Here you go...

1. Did you hear about the guy who just found out he was color blind?  It hit him right out of the purple!

2. What happened to the lab tech when he fell into the grinder?  He made a spectacle of himself.

3. Why is our staff so amazing?  They were all bright pupils!

4. Why did the smartphone have to wear glasses?  It lost all of its contacts.

5. What did one pupil say to the other?  I’m dilated to meet you.

6. What do you call a potato wearing glasses?  A Spec-Tater!

7. What do you call an optician living on an Alaskan island?  An optical Aleutian.

8. What was the innocent lens’s excuse to the policeman?  "I’ve been framed, officer!"

9. Where is the eye located?  Between the H and the J.

10. Where does bad light end up?  In Prism!

 


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Hillsboro Vision Clinic

Our optometric practice has been proudly serving the greater Hillsboro community since 1988. We invite your family into our family of experienced eye care professionals. It will be our pleasure to serve you and we look forward to your next visit.